DIRTY OLD MEN .

CASE 1

i was going to meet my jessie lock at lot1. then have to take bus what. so i waited for my bus lor. but too bad darling called me thats why i missed my bus lar. so i slowly walked to the bus stop lor. then i saw this indian man waving. i dont know who the hell he was waving to at first lar. so i dont really give a damn. one reason is because he's an indian.


so i decided to sit down lor. he waved at me! then i thought he was just being nice lar. so i smiled back lor. then he suddenly talked to me leh! then i just like dont really give a freaking damn. ok. i think i forgot to give you his description. here goes. he is an indian man, over 50 years old, FAT, black and the fact is that he doesnt look pervertic! ok. this is our conversation.


mr indian uncle( in an indiano accent ) : hi. waiting for your bus?

me : * nod nod *

mr indian uncle : actually you just missed that bus you know? you could have boarded that.

me : * dont even wanna look at him. pretending he's talking to himself *

mr indian uncle : so, do yo have alot of friends? like BOYFRIEND? ( he said BOYFRIEND in a very sarcastic way )

me : yeah ~

mr indian uncle : oh. ok. so are you afraid that one day youe boyfriend will go with another girl?

me : * i dont give a damn about his question. *

mr indian uncle : hahaha! you know, there's many poeple who are afraid you know?

me : * giving that DUHS face *

mr indian uncle : then do your boyfriend afraid that you will be snatched away?

me : no ~

mr indian uncle : oh. ok. what if i come between both of you? can you be my girlfriend?

me : ( thinking ) * WTF? *

mr indian uncle : i really like you. you got nice legs. very crazy legs.

me : ( thinking ) KANINAHBUCHAOJIBYE. so old liao still like young girls arh? PUI!

mr indian uncle : so, do you want me?

me : NO !

mr indian uncle : alright then. since you dont want me, then i shall go.

- end of conversation -


kaninah. whats wrong with singaporeans man? i mean indians? im not trying to be racist here, but this man, or old uncle was just so disrespectful to females!


what the fuck?


you can come stright to a girl's face and speak this to her? dont make me see him again! whats wrong with the old men in singapore?

CASE 2

i was in my darling's car. then you know, buses are quite high right? the people can see you cause' you're jst below them. then we were at a traffic light lar. then next to us is this bus lor. i think its just a private bus lar.

i looked up, and saw this fucking old uncle looking at me straight into my face! darling saw everything lar. never mind leh. then we were at another traffic light lor. that stupid bus driver chiong all the way and rushed next to my darling's car. and he's there looking at me AGAIN!

kaninah.

darling was so pissed off leh. then he started to flirt with him. haha. then i pointed my middle finger in front of him. but too bad lar, darling turned at the lights. haha.

- end of case 2 -

dont worry. this time is a chinese old uncle. wah lan neh. whats wrong with singapore uncles? all are lao tikos lor. eh, go fuck your mother lor. kua si mi lan jiao? im so pissed off lor. old uncles should be condemned! they should die pitifully! they should have their cocks castrated! they should have their face burnt! they should left without a job and die!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

i just cant stand them. my friends also tio this kinda lame thing. you fucking old uncles horny, go fuck your mother and be incest! dont have mother? fuck your sister lor. fuck your grandmother also can! knn.

really. DIRTY OLD MEN. this is sure gonna be my golden entry. i love to critisize assholes. horny bastards. PUI!