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woo. now waiting for darling's car being serviced. actually wanted to go minitoons for interview later de. but darling asked mama to cook jiu suan le. im so so so so bored here can?! so many uncles de. -_-
im not sure im now my entry can be posted or not. cause' this pc here, it doesnt know how to load blogger completely, only to show some stupid htmls for me to figure out. so im trying hard to learn JAVA. -_-
im BORED. anyway, here's something. i was watching this japanese show, recorded in year 2000, Beautiful Life. there's this female lead, she was stopping at the traffic light.
you know, there's lines on the ground? where you can only stop your car in a certain distance from the pedestrain lane? her car was over the line. then a guy went to ask her to move backwards. my darling said it was the courtesy of the japanese to not to stop over the lines.
if singapore's TAXI DRIVERS were to go over to japan to have their business there, i think all of them will get beaten up. cause' basically, singapore taxi drivers have no courtesy. what they do on the roads are, to anyhow horn, maube they just wanna show people that they are real road bullies.
they block the cars behind which are on the same lane, then when people are unhappy with them, they say they wanna report the innocent ones to the police for causing "hazards" on the roads when THEY THEMSELVES are the hazards.
anyway, i was on the road with darling last week. my darling's car is new and it cant really speed that well. there was a SUV behind us. he was lamping and lamping non stop. then i was so fed up, i faced at darling's direction, and there's this fucked up uncle giving us face! apparently, this fucked up uncle doesnt drive NEW CARS? or maybe he doesnt have the money to buy one new car perhaps?
not just taxis are the road bullies. those fucked up uncles also DO bully people on the roads. go and die. =)
anyway, here's something again. read it. if you dont laugh, i think your brain got problem. =D
HOW MAN AND WOMAN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY?
how to shower like a WOMAN?
- take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordingly to lights and darks.
- walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
- if you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
- look at your womanly physique in the mirror.
- get into the shower, use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
- wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
- wash your hair with grapefruit conditioner.
- wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until your face turns red.
- wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
- rinse conditioner off hair.
- shave armpits and legs.
- turn off shower.
- squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
- spray mould spots with Tilex.
- get out of shower.
- dry with towel of the size of a small country.
- wrap hair with extra absorbent towel.
- return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on your head.
- if you see your husband, cover all exposed areas.
how to shower like a MAN.
- take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
- walk naked to the bathroom.
- if you see your wife along the way, shake wiener and make "woo-woo" sounds.
- look at your manly physique in the mirror.
- admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
- get in the shower.
- wash your face.
- blow your nose in your hands and let water rinse them off.
- FART OUT LOUD AND LAUGH AT HOW LOUD IT SOUNDS IN THE SHOWER.
- spend majority of time washing private ad surrounding areas.
- wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hair stuck onto the soap bar.
- wash your hair, make a shampoo mohawk.
- pee.
- rinse off and get out of the shower.
- partially dry off.
- fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
- admire wiener size in mirror again.
- leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
- return to bedroom with towel around waist.
- if you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener and make "woo-woo" sound again.
- throw wet towel on the bed.
END-
im not sure im now my entry can be posted or not. cause' this pc here, it doesnt know how to load blogger completely, only to show some stupid htmls for me to figure out. so im trying hard to learn JAVA. -_-
im BORED. anyway, here's something. i was watching this japanese show, recorded in year 2000, Beautiful Life. there's this female lead, she was stopping at the traffic light.
you know, there's lines on the ground? where you can only stop your car in a certain distance from the pedestrain lane? her car was over the line. then a guy went to ask her to move backwards. my darling said it was the courtesy of the japanese to not to stop over the lines.
if singapore's TAXI DRIVERS were to go over to japan to have their business there, i think all of them will get beaten up. cause' basically, singapore taxi drivers have no courtesy. what they do on the roads are, to anyhow horn, maube they just wanna show people that they are real road bullies.
they block the cars behind which are on the same lane, then when people are unhappy with them, they say they wanna report the innocent ones to the police for causing "hazards" on the roads when THEY THEMSELVES are the hazards.
anyway, i was on the road with darling last week. my darling's car is new and it cant really speed that well. there was a SUV behind us. he was lamping and lamping non stop. then i was so fed up, i faced at darling's direction, and there's this fucked up uncle giving us face! apparently, this fucked up uncle doesnt drive NEW CARS? or maybe he doesnt have the money to buy one new car perhaps?
not just taxis are the road bullies. those fucked up uncles also DO bully people on the roads. go and die. =)
anyway, here's something again. read it. if you dont laugh, i think your brain got problem. =D
HOW MAN AND WOMAN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY?
how to shower like a WOMAN?
- take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordingly to lights and darks.
- walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
- if you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
- look at your womanly physique in the mirror.
- get into the shower, use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
- wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
- wash your hair with grapefruit conditioner.
- wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until your face turns red.
- wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
- rinse conditioner off hair.
- shave armpits and legs.
- turn off shower.
- squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
- spray mould spots with Tilex.
- get out of shower.
- dry with towel of the size of a small country.
- wrap hair with extra absorbent towel.
- return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on your head.
- if you see your husband, cover all exposed areas.
how to shower like a MAN.
- take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
- walk naked to the bathroom.
- if you see your wife along the way, shake wiener and make "woo-woo" sounds.
- look at your manly physique in the mirror.
- admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
- get in the shower.
- wash your face.
- blow your nose in your hands and let water rinse them off.
- FART OUT LOUD AND LAUGH AT HOW LOUD IT SOUNDS IN THE SHOWER.
- spend majority of time washing private ad surrounding areas.
- wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hair stuck onto the soap bar.
- wash your hair, make a shampoo mohawk.
- pee.
- rinse off and get out of the shower.
- partially dry off.
- fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
- admire wiener size in mirror again.
- leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
- return to bedroom with towel around waist.
- if you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener and make "woo-woo" sound again.
- throw wet towel on the bed.
END-
posted by Jiahui at
Friday, January 12, 2007
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