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woo. worked on friday and sunday at natas travel fair! weeeeee! earned not really alot lar. but its a really nice experience doing roadshows and stuffs like that. its about the genting card aka the worldcard.


the target given to me on the first day was 250 recruits. -__- but i did almost there lar. haha. then there's this girl who came forward to get my number. later i knew that she is alice and she is 15 years old.


she asked me how old i am. i just said im going 18 this year lor. guess what she replied me? she thought im 20 plus. -__-!


20 plus?! eh its ok. i forgive her. cause' apparently she hasnt seen people around her. hmm. ya la. bo bian. i look old what. somemore with that uniform. what to do? i already tried very hard to cover the panda eyes with foundation liao hor. haha. =D


then she went off and came back again with an N80 phone. she said she wanted my number so she can make friends with me. i thought it was really her lar. so i gave my number to her lor. how i know, the next moment a guy smsed me.


-___-


its this guy who was her supervisor lar. but i dont care. haha. =D


earned 66 bucks on that first day. but still not enough to pay my bills. but will be working on sunday again. same thing lor. the worldcard and i got myself "scolded" for introducing that card. no. should say just by greeting that customer.


-_____-


felt abit sad for awhile the go smoke smoke with the ctc people and went back to work le lor. anyway, both that guy and alice were from ctc travel de. haha. quite nice people though. hmmm


very stressed lar. csnt meet the quota means to kena fired leh. i dont wanna hai carol lor. then i tried my very best to go around the whole hall to recruit people. can see some people are really very rude. before you open your mouth just to say "Hi!', they already give you that black face and simply reject you.


some people are nice. even if they dont want, they will mak sure they dont interrupt in my introduction and when i finish,they just say sorry no thanks. even though i wasted my saliva on them lar. but i think wasting saliva on these kinda nice and polite peoplere worth it! =D


then there's this japanese booth. the people there were all pure japanese and they came from sendai. there's this small sixed 30 plus man. his english was abit singlish. i was like laughing with hem until when he started to talk, my smile ji tao gone.


then he said he's from japan. and he knew that me and melissa kinda doubted him, he was like soooo depressed and sad. haha. the only way i cheered him up was to posed next to him in front of a camera and strike a "peace" pose. haha. then everyone started laughing again.


then he shouted, "im a tokyo boy!" so cute! (:


after work on sunday, collected 6 bucks again, then teckhui was waiting for e outside the hall. so touched*. haha. then we went to starbucks for a coffee lor. then he accidentally broke the mug.


-___-


the mug dropped onto the floor like so loud can? but the waiteres like heck care laidat. so we also heck cared lor. hahahaha. then went home after that.


right right. i dont wanna type le. type till my fingers numb liao. haha. k go search for songs first. bye bye. (:

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woke up with a very pleasant surpirse. darling didnt go to work today! his teeth and head pain pain. poor darling. *sayang*


so, i asked him to help me to call up the skin center. the person said i have to book an appoinment with the doctor then the doctor will see if im elligible to remove that ugly thingy. hmm. i cant wait. just that i haven't make appointment yet lar. its lunch time now and everybody is eating. hmmm. =\


went to darling's place lor. da bao food to his house. but the stall is good at pissing the customers off. hmm. we waited for over 30mins just to buy 3 pakets of chay kuay teow. hmm. very long indeed. very pissed off also.


hmm. last night was fun actually despite some people were not present. haha. but there was quite alot of food leftover. so wasted. i brought home some mee home. hmm. haha.


right right. when will be our kbox session be man? hahahahahaha. so long never sing le. but i think i have to pay my phone bill before i say wanna go or not ba. i guess this month will explode like shit. DIE.


k lar. dont wanna type liao. lazy. shall blog again. (:

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woo. woke up quite early in the morning again. i really cannot sleep back le. i think its because of the attachments. sleep early then wake up early.


now at darling de house as usual lor. using his pc whil is is passing motion. wahaha. went to tony's house for his house warming buffet. the house design very nice. he said we can actually customize our own homes to the designer. aiya. provided we got the money like him ma. (:


then saw this girl, wore almost the same as me lor. darling said we are like sisters laidat. KNS. she wore until ji tao can say she lian lor. i sister with her?


PUI.


and she got the same bag as me la. but hers is while de. i think mine looks nicer. hmm. even if i use her bag, i will look nicer than her. =X wahahahaha.


on the way to darling's house, got accident lar. then everybody wanna change lanes including us lor. actually, by right, it will only be the lane with the accident to have a jam. then 3rd lane whih is clean, also jammed.


why? let prof jiahui tell you.


every cars KPO what! wanna take a look at the accident without knowing that the cars at the accident lane wanna change lanes what. kns. KPO singaporeans.


PUI PUI!


then never mind, suddenly heard another BANG. i mean twice BANG BANG! the opposite lane, 3 cars also crash. why? let prof jiahui tell you again.


there's this KPO CAB DRIVER, wanna KPO the accident what. then sudden brake, then the mercedes kissed his ass, plus another pickup kissed the mercedes's ass. KPO. then, the cab could actually view the opposite accident for FREE, while the mercedes and the pickup lorry gotta pay for the view.


PUI PUI PUI!!


dont say im bias towards taxis. but its true they SUCK. so what is they are fast enough to bring people around sinngapore? some also cheat foreigners' money what. some very nice drivers who follow the laws. some basically, you have to force them to go for another course of driving lessons.


like i said, taxis are in fact the King of heRoads. blast their horns, speeding( juat because they run on diesel, they also shouldn't misuse them what!), kbkb singpore's government( sometimes its true they should do this lar.), hogging the whole lanes and all other ugly behaviours.


PUI PUI PUI PUI!!~


okok. relax. breathe prof jiahui. breathe! but i cannot. just now, entering the carpark, i saw a cab, an evil thought came across my mind...


" im gonna scratch his car! the doors! the windows! put fire! muahahahahahha! "


*evil laughter.


hey hey, actually im helping singapore's citizen ok? what if one day the cabs become from bad to worst? hmm? HMMMMM? see? im helping people! =D


k. going to teacher's house for some party! wooo! maybe this will make me stop thinking about how to destroy taxis. =)


byebye .

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woooo! attachment finished liao! wah piang,. si beh ORGASMIC arh! can sleep till 2pm everyday, can go out, can sleep late! wah lao weh! HAPPY MAN!


=DD


alright. i hope in the next posting, there will be no more her. who cares if this is the way she talks? what people dont like its her bloodied attitude. so what? disappointment? no nothing? no sincerity?


go to hell.


thats all we had yesterday. and what did you expect us to do? hmm? people lie you only know how to talk big, talk cock, talk cheebye. dont know how to act. dont be childish(even though you're already 22? or 21? hmmm.). there's something called, its the thought that counts. you want us to buy your gigantic, beautiful nice cake from secret recipe arh?


DOTS.


shut your mouth man. just ignore me when you see me on sunday. i dont even wanna bother you either. PEACE.


wooo. this sunday mrs lim invited us over to her condo for some celebration. haha. lotsa pizzas too eat! hahahahhaha! but remember dont go there empty handed! im gonna get something for our dear teacher later with darling! =D


lots to do this first week of holidays. monday will be going to national skin center with jessie lock! im going to remove something on my face! hahahahhaha! so excited! those who know me jiu zhi dao what im gonna do there lar. hahahahhahahhaa.


good. becca is going to install her braces this friday! then, going back to school after holidays will be a goddamn change for everybody! =DD so nice!


i guess our kbox trip is over. =( why why why. =(( i miss cow already.


darling is now insulting my typings. KNN. i mean "commenting". so sweet of him hor?


KANASAI.


k lar. going out liao. (: shall blog again. aiya ms tay. dont worry lar. will blog de. who say i dont?! wahahahah.


bye bye.

110307 `

wooo. did a lil' bit of shopping spree with my BESTIE, jessie lock, rayson and wilson. jessie finally bought her new hotpants lar. but hopefully her mummy wont kbkb. =D


yesterday was quite considered as a free day for me! no bf for the day! =D but got 2 extra dua pai assholes who were late for nealy about an hour. and WHERE'S OURBOUQUET OF FLOWERS?!

went to bugis lor. but basically, the cheap shops were not oen yet. so we went to talk around, sweated, screamed and shouted. haha. then we decided to enter this condom shop.

beginning we didnt notice there's this sign saying we must be at least 23 years old. then the malay girl walked towards us and asked how old we are. you jibye. the sign so small at a small corner. we can see har?! toot de.

so, there was nothing much at bugis, so we went over to orchard. there, jessie bought her hotpants lor. hahahahhahaha. then she wore it. but her legs damn skinny can?!

-__-

but never mind! her legs are nice! i want also dont have. then the 2 gentlemen, helped us with the shopping bags and bought us bubble tea lor. the met mich.

jessie and me kinda became twins lar. i bought the same belt as her, and she bought th same shorts as me. haha. then the hair also short short. =.=

rayson and wilson left us early. so both jessie and jiahui walked to paragon. she changed into her jeans then i sent her to the station. touched hor? then walked slowly to taka to meet darling. he so slow. then i slowly slowly very slowly walk there.

so many people yesterday lor. then i hold my bag to cover my ass. in case got someone pinch my cute ass how?!?! how how how?!

meet darling, then went to pepper lunch for dinner. wrong name. should be pepper dinner. hmm. darling said the beef not nice. but i think he cooked on the hot plate for too long le. but their salad very very very nice! =D

got udon, cute small tomatoes, purple cabbage, lettuce, the dry soya sauce. wahahahahaha. i wanna eat it again! =D

then walk walk walk till nowhere to walk. then darling wanna go eat prata. then we go eat prata lor. then got this group of guys sitting in front of us. i think someone should teach them how to bio girls leh.

sit in front of us, then still dare to turn their heads so obviously. -__- so paisae lar. but never mind. ahha. =D

then went home after that lor.

TODAY.

pei darling to jean yip to have his haircut. knn. he too rash lar. why cut botak?! im like walking next to an ah beng who just entered ns sia. -__- when will ever my ah beng life be over?!?!?!?!!? =.= but never mind. i look nice can liao. (:

k lar. some pics before i go. byebye.

guess what is that? wang wang xian bei?

no! its rayson's burger! =D

some retards pics. =D

nice bo?

bought the same shorts and belt. twins! haha.

the " jing dian " ! =D in the toilet ! with myretarded face.

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happy 1 year and 6 months darling! love you love you love you ar!


anyway, becca did the most smartest thing on earth. she found the fat ass's new blog! oh my golly. and guess what? this fast ass is working in a law firm! hmmm. wondering if she has found ways to sue us. HAHA.


i thought she would be working there as a CLEANER. =X sorry lar. but she gave me this kinda impression ma. =D


went to meet kaisin and shuqin with darling last night. shuqin de eyeliner draw until toooooo thick le ba. and worse, she told me, missha's stuffs not good de. and she bought that missha eyeliner because its THICK. if not, she said she wont buy anything from missha de.


-__-


why must say this to missha? missha all are natural ingredients, with little preservatives. other brands are like so hardcore in makeup MSG lor. too much of that, your face will rot.


expensive makeups don't mean that they are very good. different makeups suit different skin. like M.A.C, very expensive. but only rich people or professional makeup artists will buy them. normal humans wont buy them unless there's an event or she really likes that store.


even though you said that missha's products sucks, you dont even know how to draw a basic eyeliner! so what if the eyeliner is THICK? my crayon eyeliner from MUSTAFA very thick too what. why i can draw a very fine line?


obviously, you dont have the skills. you dont even know which prt of the body is the best part to test foundation. its the area near your chin, where you can estimate the right colour tone for your face.


your blusher, i dont wanna mention it cause', YOU COVERED YOUR WHOLE CHEEKS WITH THEM!


blusher alot means nice meh? you're just working at topshop, not performing?


yesterday you're buying Fasio's makeups. Fasio also very cheap what. korea brand also what. what's there to complain about?


missha is cheap because they use the minimum amount of packaging. look at maybelline and other brands. 1 piece of foundation will weigh about 200grams? missha only 100grams.


really. not saying that my makeup skills is good or what lar. but i admit its better than yours. cheap makeups can be beautiful. dont blame the floor hard when you cant even dance. same logic to makeup. dont blame CHEAP MAKEUPS when you dont even know how to draw a BASIC EYELINER.


-end. I LOVE MY DARLING !!!

030307 `

today, im gonna write quite a long entry about the nursing home somewhere at tampines im attached to.


Day 1.


we reached the nursing home quite early even though we got ourselves lost. we were ordered to place our stuffs on the sofas(mind you, they did not share their lockers which were empty!), and to sign in into a log book.


after these, we were ordered to sit around a table for some briefing. then, this guy, Steven, he gave us brochures and pamphlets.


he asked, " please tell me about Alzhemier's."


we all hesitated before answering, trying hard to think of an answer for him. instead, he did not wait for our answers, and completed his question himself. then he said,-


"it seems like you girls are not studying in school! i hope you girls wont play around here cause' i wont hesitate to take action against all of you."


HUH?!


what do you mean by that? what do you mean WE did not know the answers? you just bloody hell answered them yourself! never mind about the questions. but he should NOT said that we were there to PLAY!


we were there to learn, mind your mouth. fter this briefing, everybody was quite pissed off.


sometimes, when you joined a society, you have to sopend time with them for a period of time before you know what kind of people they are right? this place, it immediately showed us that they LOOKED DOWN ON ITE STUDENTS.


look at the way they talk to us during the first minute we were there. SUCKED.


Day 2.


teacher came. she was nagging and nagging as usual in front of our clients. that Steven came to brief us again. wow. its so obvious he was tying very hard to act nice and welcome in front of teacher lar. too bad, mrs lim wasn't with us all the time. if not, heh heh heh.



* fast forward* Day4


there was this woman, called Sister Fong. once the minute she saw us,


" oi you! come over here!"


OI CHEEBYE. who you think you are? in the first place, you should greet us, then introduce yourself then assign us. YOU bloody saw us and commanded.


at first we didnt mind this bitch to be so rude. but during the day, we all saw how she acted! in front of us, scolded us, insulted us.


i remembered, me and syaz were in the lif with that bitch to transfer our clients to the 3rd floor. she asked, " so, what did you girls learnt so far in this place?"


before we could answer, she replied her own question. " i believe you all never learn anything. take so long to answer. "


you cheebye fatherfucker. you want us to reply you immediately har? we cannot think about what to tell you arh? its so fucking obvious this bitch is trying to ABUSE HER POWER AS A SISTER!


Last day.


we were having the end of new year celebration. our ah gongs and ah mahs bgathered in 1 circle and evetybody sang and dance. then, this old bitch, she went into the circle and shouted all ite students to GET OUT of the circle.


mind you. she used the word GET OUT. =( then, she and the other staffs happily inside, while we attended to the clients who wanted to go to the toilet.


KNNBCCB.


after the bloodied celebration, we all went for our breaks, then, we were ORDERED to clean the whole nursing home.


TAMADE.


then i said " WHAT?!"


its like so clear that i didnt wanna do that. but all ignored and said, " FASTER! SO SLOW! QUICKLY CLEAN THEM!"


then we took out the occupational equipment( we are not allowed to call them toys even though they look like toys. -__-!), and cleaned them all. then, after that, we were expected to get into the circle again cause' the ah gongs and ah mahs were exercising.


its like what a memorable vacation in the nursing home! we became very good maids or housewives! BUT, during the last day, everybody seems to be sooooo nice to us leh! then smile at us and all that. KNS! so FAKE!


never mind. but i really feel like writing a complain letter to the nursing home to talk about it. its soooooooooooo looking down on us!eh, at least we got the heart to learn ok? really. i condemn that place already.


anyway, weiliang got the 4th position in the scrambler competition! i dont really know what kinda competition is that lar. but i know he did himself very proud! well done! =DD


okok. going out liao. to marina to meet kaisin and then to orchard to meet her dream guy. haha. bye bye. =D

" dont play a fool here. cause' if you do, i wont take action against you."

" i've seen more patients than you all do. dont compare youself with me."

Steven

" so, what have you girls learnt here so far? seems like you all didnt learn anything. took so long to answer."

" get out!"

Sister Fong.

Some Things a "Human" should Do:

Command

Order

Act

Scold

Insult

Being nice. But behind, there's lots of bad motives.